Thursday, September 1

Beware of this gurlalush

Jonna Jenica de Vera, a.k.a. Jenicker

Notoriously known as the bugaw and primary agent of the disease called workaholismus.
Last seen inside the Makati Stock Exchange, whereabouts at present still unknown (hint, hint: still inside MSE?) :)

Last known sidekick: John
Last known love: John

Latest sidekick(s): computer, deadly weapon shoes
Latest love: now prefers human affection, too (tsk, tsk. what workaholism can do to you...)

NOTE: For more documentation, please refer to Appendix section.

APPENDIX:

History of a disease (workaholismus)


Before workaholismus.



After workaholismus.
Tips on avoiding workaholismus:
One must not disclose his/her birthdate to avoid the wrath of moneyless and hungry friends. Failure to do so would be disastrous and may result to a smear campaign of his/her image. A famous tactic used by disgruntled, HUNGRY friends include posting uberly embarassing pictures of the subject's not-so-candid photos during his/her days of silliness (read: college years).
Can only be cured by treating disgruntled, HUNGRY friends to any godforsaken place serving mounds of food and endless supply of rice, i.e., bars, restaurants, grills (carinderia pwede rin....pero. NAMAN.).
Happy Birthday, Jenica!

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